gag事小記

1.情人節的禮物

與幾位同學談及情人節禮物。
CHERIE說：我就唔想收到花啦!!我情願收詩!
SINDY大驚：下???收屍??
旁聽的我：佢係話想收到一首詩歌咋...

2. 歐洲飲品

今天與FLEUR到澳洲牛奶公司吃下午茶，大家正好奇餐牌上的「荷蘭唂咕」是何方神聖。FLEUR問侍應今日有否荷蘭唂咕供應？豈料平時不大客氣的侍應哥哥答道：「有！...唂咕...荷蘭唂咕！西班牙的要唔要？或者法國？今日荷蘭我地冇貨喎！」我們只懂對著突然幽默的侍應哥哥傻笑的份兒......

荒廢左xanga一個月有多,,,,,,,,,因為唔係太多gag野發生,,,,,,[[冇左你班gag友係我身邊搞事,,,,,,kai事的確少左,,,,,,,,,,]]但係生活中kai事來源眾多,,,,,,,現打出kai事2宗

1)黃金耀博士(講座嘉賓)話：「對科技有好奇心我係完全贊成o既,,,,,,但係對其他人有好奇心,,,呢d就叫八卦啦,,,,,,,,,少少八卦都ok啦,,,,,,即係7.8 o到,,,,,,8.0就唔係咁好啦!」

2)家中有4個啤梨,,,,唔係好熟,,放左幾日,,,,有一日我同媽咪研究邊一個夠熟食得,,,,,,結果揀左個較淋o既一個準備食,,,,,我媽咪話：「呢個世界就係咁殘酷啦,,,,,人善被人欺,,,,,梨淋就被人食呀!!」

Currently Reading Twilight (The Twilight Saga, Book 1) By Stephenie Meyer see related

經過今個星期五後，我發現自己還是很喜歡......

In those brief hours, seemingly, I went back in time. Yet the knowledge of what is the future reality of this backward trip seemed to present itself as a mass that tried to suffocate, drown my brief spell of happiness. I now bear the weight of this mass, carry it everytime whenever such joy surfaces. Though short-lived the buoyant feelings are, I know I can do it, hold on tight to it whenever I can.

懶音+聽錯=kai事

時間:::上上個星期四的下午約2點
地點:::升降機中
人物:::我 + 一個中年o既女士及其2個15歲+的兒子

[中年女士]  [大兒]  [小兒]  [我當時心中想法]

哥哥呀,,,,,你換左under未?
下??咁大個仔啦喎,,,,,呢d野點解仲要係外人面前問?
未呀,,,,,,
點解呀???
呀哥因為佢太熱啦所以換唔到之嘛,,,,,,
下,,,,因為天氣太熱??!!
係呀太熱啦會辣手嘛,,,,,,,,
??? under會辣手???
哦,,,,,,,,,咁你等聽朝一早先換啦,,,,,,,,,咁就唔熱啦!!
?????!!!!???,,,,仲要等聽朝先換???,,,,,,,,,,,
哦,,,,,,,,
哎呀,,,,,,,廳度一個燈膽姐,,,,唔駛咁趕啦,,,,,,,,,,,

呢個時侯我先明白佢地其實一直都係講緊呢樣野姐,,,,,,,,,,之後我返到屋企笑左好耐,,,,,,,

The first week of my u life tells me this:

Tout va bien

hope everyone has a good start! Can't wait to hear from you.